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Another great quote to ponder while laying in your hammock 

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

– Kurt Vonnegut, Jr

Here is another great quote to think about while laying in your brand new hammock

“We cannot direct the wind… but we can adjust the sails.”

– Unknown

As you are relaxing in your hammock, think about this:

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

Confucius

Another quote from George Carlin…….to muse while relaxing in your hammock

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final exam.

Here is a funny story we found on the internet 

 Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor’s 10 year old daughter’s rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to it’s cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.
           

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing it’s grooming I jumped the fence and replaced back in it’s cage hoping it’s death would be written off as “natural causes”. 

Back to the hammock and JD. Within the hour the neighbor’s Volvo pulled in as usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed:

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As you are relaxing in your hammock, here is a chuckle:

 I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

George Carlin

   As you are relaxing in your hammock, consider this:

If you can’t drink and drive why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Mull this over next time you are in your Leisure Hammock!

Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

- –Billiam Coronel

Here’s another rope hammock Musing

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Ponder this while laying in your hammock:  

“Have you ever noticed …….Anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster is a maniac?”

                                         George Carlin